Fifty shades of bread
more than 50 ^
The 81 shades of bread
its actually 90
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swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
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Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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